Thursday, January 17, 2008

First Photos

Last week Jon and I had the thrill of seeing the bean for the first time. S/he is about 85 millimeters long and moved around the whole time. We clearly saw the heart beating. Amazing.

We got this body shot. The head on the left and the back toward the camera. The little butt and feet tucked under on the right.

The next one shows a close up of the bean's skull. The top of the head is on the right. The eye sockets clearly visible, nose and open-looking mouth. The white line with a little bend in it at the bottom going from right to left is an arm bone!
Wow!

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Matt Lauer is a Fucking Asshole Part II

This morning on the Today Show, Matt called Hillary Clinton a "tease." I didn't catch the whole exchange -- They showed Hillary Clinton and then Meredith commented that Hillary "didn't want to say something something" (the part I missed) -- cut back to Matt who looks incredulous. "Oooookay. What a tease." He says in the glib way only he can. I almost didn't post about it because I didn't hear the context, but then I thought, "What the fuck context could make that OK?" Nothing can make that OK. Oh she's a vixen alright. A cock-teasing, power pantsuit wearing, Democratic hopeful. Rrrrrowr!

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2007 Movie List

Some people golf. Others have pets. We go to movies. Eighty-three of them, to be exact --in the theater in 2007. My aunt asked how we can both work full time and see so many movies. The answer is just that we make it a priority every weekend and throw some weeknight ones in for fun. This was really a banner year, though and we'll never see this many again in a year, I am pretty sure. Not unless someone starts paying us to go. The full list of what we saw can be found on the movie blog. My top ten of the year are in bold, but here they are for a quick look:

Le Scaphandre et le papillon (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly)
Romance and Cigarettes
No Country for Old Men
I'm Not There
Across the Universe
L'Iceberg
Paris, je t'aime
Cha no aji (The Taste of Tea)
Tears of the Black Tiger
Pan's Labyrinth

With special, special mentions to: Control, Inland Empire and The Lives of Others.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Ce n'est pas une baby blog

I just finished reading this great blog by a lady in Arizona about her pregnancy. I haven't even poked around the rest of her site to see what else she does, but I can sense a kindred spirit. I couldn't stop clicking and reading as her 9-months unfolded. I was in awe of her experience, which she chronicled in really honest and fun detail, that I was inspired to start writing about this crazy situation of being pregnant. One of my favorite lines: "I'd rather go commando than wear granny panties." Amen, sistah!

Today -- 13 weeks! We are still weirdly giddy about it. We have come up with about 1 girl name and 3 boy names that we like. I think he's a boy.

Until today today, I was convinced I wasn't showing yet, but we went to the Newmans' for dinner and Amie was like, "Wow girl! You have popped!" E and A both came and felt the belly. Goosebumps! The kiddo is really high up and the only part you can tell is right under my boobs -- it's hard and tight and full-feeling.

It was funny timing to start showing as this morning, for the first time, I was uncomfortable laying on my stomach. Things are happening! It's freaky and awesome.

In 4 days we have a midwife appointment -- the heartbeat and my BP are the two things that sit on the forefront of our minds.

We went to Costco today and bought a new digital camera and four "luxury" pillows. It felt spontaneous and decadent. I tell myself it's all about the baby so it's OK.

I feel incredibly lucky to have had no sickness, no food aversions, no trouble getting pregnant...this is a strange and cool trip so far.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Baby Radar

Lo and behold, Keith Knight and his gal are knocked up too! I am looking forward to him writing about the father's perspective over the coming months.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Effin' Awesome Oprah

I love The Hater on the A.V. Club...Hating Oprah and her Favorite Things is like shooting fish in a barrel, but god! It's funny!
Last week, Oprah unveiled her annual list of her Favorite Things™, an assortment of gifts that are either ugly, useless, obscenely expensive, just plain dumb, or all four, that loyal Oprah-watchers can purchase from her website, or obtain simply by wishing hard enough (according to The Secret).

Of course, this list is no ordinary list. Its roots go very deep into the collective subconscious of both Oprah and her fans. In fact, much like Dark Side Of The Moon allegedly synchs up with The Wizard Of Oz, nearly everything on Oprah's Favorite Things™ list neatly matches up with the symptoms of clinical depression.


Some of my Favorite Things from this list:



Item: Ugg Boots knitted out of pure sadness



Item: Williams-Sonoma Cupcake Assortment -- Eating your feelings has never been so delicious!

new-age mumu Item: The most unattractive outfit in the world.

Link here

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Food Photos

So many amazing homespun food blogs these days. I have fantastic reading material any time I need a new cookie recipe or want to learn about local wild mushrooms. The other thing about food blogs, though, is the photos. Sometimes amazing, well lit and appetizing and sometimes....not so much.

Here are some examples: Which one doesn't belong? On the left, a great picture from Glutten-Free Girl -- you can almost taste the zucchini and cheese all cold and salty and creamy. In the middle, Ellen's garlic spear soup. The creamy texture finds its way to your tongue without ever tasting it! And on the right, an all-too common picture from a food blog where what they are serving is a mystery and it doesn't look tasty at all.




For the takers of photo #3, help is on the way! How great that digital cameras are catching up with the trend of food blog writing. The Olympus Stylus Series, now available with a "cuisine mode" which, according to their website, "enables you to take pictures of food by increasing the saturation, sharpness and contrast settings to take sharp, vivid pictures of the subject." Here's to more attractive, appetizing food writing!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Got Your Costume Yet? I'm going as something really scary...like a melting polar icecap

Bill Maher has a few good lines in this short piece on Salon. My favorite because it's oh, so painfully true:
This week -- as every week -- all the Republican candidates talked about was who was toughest in the war on terror. While the country's most populous state literally burned. The Democrats, as usual, said nothing, because they didn't want to offend fire.
Crap! He's so right, though! The Dems make me feel like we are watching a mockumentary that is the political clusterfuck these days, only it's actually happening. Christopher Guest is the President (all shakey and smirky) and he has his pet dog who has his own website. Eugene Levy and Fred Willard are the Democrats in charge, who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom and Jennifer "Soup" Coolidge is the President's vapid and glassy smiling wife whose cause might be something important like, "zucchini".

How far from the truth is that? Like most of Guest's funny movies, not very.

Queertools

My friend Blaire with an E brought this to my attention and, in his words, it proves that the Japanese are the world's strangest people. If there is an invention that you do not need, the Japanese have invented it and they call it, chindogu or "queer tools." Imagine toilets that sing to you, hairbrushes that vacuum your head, tiny mops for your cat's feet...The invention in the picture to the left is a vending machine costume to prevent crime. Urban camouflage that the wearer can unfold and hide inside in case crime is near. Queer? I'd say so.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Fun with Words

From Clusterflock:

Ann Coulter=
Unclean Rot
Corneal Nut
Rectal Noun
Cannot Rule
Loaner Cunt
Annul Recto
Can Lure Not
Real Con Nut
Real Cunt On
An Ulcer Not (I disagree with this one)
La Cunt En Or (Sounds French. Say it again: LOUD!)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

The Night Max Wore his Wolf Suit...

I have heard little bits and pieces about this for a while, but not until Just Now did it hit me how excited I am about it.

Dave Eggers and Spike Jonze (I couldn't have wished for any better) are taking on the insanely difficult task of making the children's book Where the Wild Things Are into a live action film. Actually, it appears they already have made it into a film and it is in "post production" right now. Due out October 2008.

Here's what New York Arts and Events has to say:
Eggers and Jonze — mostly, we suspect, Eggers — touchingly sketch this troubled family unit and carefully track the rising frustration and alarm Max feels as his world becomes darker and more unhappy, until, on page 21, he runs away, climbs aboard a boat, and sails to the island of the Wild Things.

There Jonze's influence begins to be felt, as the enormous creatures — with names like Carol, Alexander, and K.W. — look to Max as their King, and in a series of marvelous adventures, wrestle tornadoes, eat mud, and tame hawks. Always, though, there's a subtle undercurrent of menace, and it becomes clear that while spinning a yarn, Jonze and Eggers are also taking us on a tour of Max's psyche, as he works out so many of the issues that plague his young life.

(link)
Here is the still that shoved me over the edge from very interested to unbearably excited:


You see, this is no ordinary book for me. Ever since I was a kid, I could recite this book from start to finish. It's a gorgeous, dark, funny, adventurous, sad and heartwarming book that made my little girl heart feel all kinds of conflicting emotions. I felt jealous of Max for his monster friends and his adventure that his mom knows nothing about. I felt lonely in his room and scared for him on the boat and so thankful that, in the end, he doesn't have to miss dinner due to his travels. His dinner is waiting for him. And it's still hot.

When I was 6, I threatened to run away. This was the book I made sure was in my suitcase. I told my dad I was leaving. I think I thought I could go to where the wild things were. I was heading all the way (down the street) to Lake Merritt. By. Myself. I packed my book. I packed two of my plastic candy-colored records that could only be played on the wind-up Fisher Price record player and a t-shirt (at least two years too small for me) that had a picture of Cookie Monster and a recipe for chocolate chip cookies on it. I don't know how I remember all this, but I do. These were my things. The things I would need.

I didn't end up running away. I think my mom was at work but my dad managed to talk me out of it by telling me if I left, he would be "saddened." I measured that thought carefully and changed my mind. It would be too much for me to risk. I think he knew that, and he knew I wouldn't leave, but we hugged and he asked me not to go and I told him I wouldn't. I thought at the time he was giving me the choice, and I was making the hard choice not to go, though now I can only imagine that the fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants choices that must accompany first-time fatherhood and how to handle this must have weighed on him. He took an approach and it worked.

Later, I felt bad. I remember crying in my room. Crying at my lost adventure, but also crying at the thought of him "saddened." Not just "sad" which he would be in control of, but "sadd-ened" which would be totally my fault. I didn't understand (or even realize) the nuance then, but the weight of the word and the afternoon of conflicted and difficult revelations has stuck with me for about 30 years.

That book is tied to all that for me. And as I have read it to all the kids in my life and will read it to my own someday, I feel the weight of that story, of that boy, feeling alone in the world and wanting some control over his life and creating a place in his mind where that can happen. I feel the weight of his decision to return home and the wonderful care with which his mom has left his dinner waiting for him. This detail, only in the retrospect of growing up, is the most important one. Max was loved.

All that from a little 21 page book. Funny how those childhood stories stick with you. I am so looking forward to what Dave can do with this. I simply cannot wait.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Food problem

I am not sure what about this news story made me want to blog about it except that it is disgusting:
Hardee's rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito on Monday. It is a two-egg omelet filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat.
60 grams of fat. Seriously people, does anything about the phrase "portable country breakfast" sound good? No. No one should eat this. Period.

In other news, we spent the weekend with my family in Lincoln City, Oregon. We ate and walked on the beach and played Scrabble and rested. There are several traditions that we have tried to uphold on this trip over the years. One is that Jon and I stay in Portland on the first night and then go to Powell's the next day. We each buy the basic outline of our year of reading all in one trip. It's a book buying feast. Unlike the burrito, this is the kind of gluttony I can get behind.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Effin' Awesome Music


I think I am late to the party, but I just discovered The Cave Singers. At turns Fleetwood Mac, The Castanets and Akron Family, this Seattle band has hit just the right spot. I heard "Dancing on Our Graves" and went out to buy the album that day. They are another layer in the Appalachian love story that is new folk music.


Their new album is out now and they also have a groovy photo-centric blog

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

We've declared war with Iran

Our Democratic majority is fucking useless.

While no one is listening, 28 mutherfuckin Democrats are voting YES on Senate Amendment 3017.

This amendment was called "Cheney's pipe dream" by Jim Webb. It states, in part:

(3) that it should be the policy of the United States to combat, contain, and roll back the violent activities and destabilizing influence inside Iraq of the Government of the Islamic Republic of Iran, its foreign facilitators such as Lebanese Hezbollah, and its indigenous Iraqi proxies;

(4) to support the prudent and calibrated use of all instruments of United States national power in Iraq, including diplomatic, economic, intelligence, and military instruments, in support of the policy described in paragraph (3) with respect to the Government of the Islamic Republic of Iran and its proxies;

(5) that the United States should designate the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps as a foreign terrorist organization under section 219 of the Immigration and Nationality Act and place the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps on the list of Specially Designated Global Terrorists, as established under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act and initiated under Executive Order 13224;...

Did you get that? These three paragraphs are basically the Senate giving their blessing on the "use of all instruments" to "combat, contain, and roll back the violent activities...of the Islamic Republic of Iran" and "designate the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps as a foreign terrorist organization" and "plac(ing) the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps on the list of Specially Designated Global Terrorists."

Remember when we said if the Dems that we elected rolled over and let Bush bomb Iran, there would be huge backlash and people would take to the streets and riot? Well get ready. I feel a riot coming on.

A few thoughts on the roll call:
the fact that Hilary Clinton voted for this makes it impossible for me to vote for her for President. I'm not sure I would have anyway, but fuck! She's as useless as the rest of them.

Murry, one of our two Democratic Senators here in Washington State voted for it.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Speak up, Sisters

We walked out of the movie into the dark Seattle night holding hands and sighing, not knowing what to say. It's hard not to feel completely hopeless, we remarked. The movie was The Devil Came on Horseback, a documentary about a man, Brian Steidle, who witnessed and recorded the atrocities in the Darfur region of Sudan with a camera and a notebook and hoped his reports would find their way to someone who could change things. In fact, he trusted, because of his faith that America would do the right thing, that his work was making a difference. But when he got home to the States, the story was his to tell. No one was talking about it; his reports disappeared into the ether. The veracity of his work was questioned by Sudanese living in America, the US government and the media.

The movie, which incorporates hundreds of Brian's photos, is not without its faults. The images, which are gruesome, bloody and hard to forget, are scattered throughout the film with haphazard and seemingly random ferocity. We are not given context for the bloody puddles in the dust, the half-buried, charred bodies, and blackened heads with mouths agape locked in their tortured last moments of screaming. See what I mean? These images will haunt you. And they should.

Another image that haunts me is one of the eyes of a woman in the refugee camp in Chad who, through a translator, states that after “the violence” occurred, her husband left her. Her watery coal-black eyes flit toward the camera for a brief moment and then away. "The violence" is the term they use for when they are raped by the Janjiweed. We learn through the translator that in Sudan, the stigma of being raped is so huge a disgrace that they often just say they were beat up or don't say anything at all.

The camps where the refugees are staying are called Displaced Persons Camps or DPCs. We are shown aerial shots from a helicopter, presumably, of a vast network of tents and corridors which stretch for miles. There are hundreds of thousands of displaced people here. In Chad. In Ethiopia and in Sudan itself. In The name "displaced person" has been used for decades to describe a person who has been removed from their home\land, but the term itself is troubling as it connotes a person who is still not in place. Dis-placed. To not be placed. To be without a place. To be in the wrong place.

Sudanese are living in these camps for years on end. They yearn to return to their villages, but there is nothing there and the danger is greater outside the camps. That said, the conditions in these camps are terrible and they aren't even necessarily safe. Another woman’s image haunts me -- she is tall and striking with long black braids. She speaks in clipped and correct English saying that they have nothing left. Everything is gone. She starts to tell us of who she has lost: her three brothers, her daughter and she begins to shake and cry. “Would you believe I am a teacher?” She asks as the tears take over. “I am a teacher!” I get goosebumps.

Back to the woman in the movie who tells Brian she was raped. She is not alone. She is one of countless women and girls who have been raped or mutilated, and then abandoned by their husbands or fathers. This is where it really hits home for me. I shift in my theater seat, I look away from the screen. I don't want to believe the horrors these women have been through. They are flesh and blood. They are teachers and daughters and mothers.

Brian looks directly at the camera and explains that the Janjiweed are paid in loot. Rape is a currency. In fact, rape has been described by the Janjiweed as an integral tool in their strategy. They get to loot and rape as they destroy each village or market. I remember reading in Dave Eggers' What is the What that when the men have been killed or have fled, the women are trapped and must watch as their babies are hacked apart, tossed down wells, their daughters gang raped in front of them. Think it’s hard to read? Imagine that this is your life.

Now imagine that the struggle doesn't end when you reach a DPC. Imagine that you are at the mercy of aid organizations which are operating on too little money and not enough time. The movie states that the places where the camps are located are often devoid of resources. They have no water, no shade and no trees. No trees means very little fuel for fires. No fires means no food. The Janjiweed patrol around the camps and compete for the same scant resources. If the men leave the camp to get firewood, they are castrated or murdered. If the women go, they are raped. It is the women who are forced to go. They sometimes walk 20 miles to gather a week’s supply of wood. These journeys are fraught with danger and if they are attacked, they dare not tell a soul. Imagine this after your house, your family, your possessions and your dignity are all taken away.

A woman from the Save Darfur Coalition came to speak after the film. One thing she told us about was an idea that addresses this firewood problem. It's called the Solar Cooker Project. There are several groups who are organizing to get solar stoves to the women in the DPCs so they don't have to risk their lives to get wood with which to cook. These solar ovens use the resource which is plentiful there: the sun and cook as well, if not better than, an open fire. They are inexpensive, portable and efficient. Jon and I decide the only thing we will put on our holiday wish list is that our friends and families to buy solar stoves for these women. They cost $30 for two. It is the smallest and simplest thing we can do.

I get home and begin researching the cookers. Much to my horror, there are four years worth of articles that chronicle this problem of being raped when hiking for firewood. I find one from 2004 on washingtonpost.com about how the problem is getting worse and worse. I find another from three days ago on CNN.com. Almost all of them mention these stoves and how it will make a huge difference in the comfort and security of the women in the camps. How can four years have gone by and we haven't organized to get every family in every camp a solar cooker? I am so ashamed. I, like Brian, would have thought that America would be doing something. I would have bet that the UN would hear this horrible story and act in the simplest and most peaceful of ways: by helping women provide for their families after they have all been through so much.

But they haven't acted enough, so now we must. This one small act to connect you to a woman across the world who needs your help. We can start here: The Solar Cooker Project and speak up until our voices of sisterhood and compassion are heard across the globe and into Sudan, into a camp and into the tent and into the heart of a woman who needs our help. How can it be so easy and not be getting done?

Friday, September 21, 2007

Bacon + Low = Good

Wow...what a great 24 hours. Last night, thanks to David, we saw Low at the Triple Door and today, thanks to 826 Seattle volunteer Blaire, I tried bacon chocolate.
Life is good.
Low was fantastic. Melodic and thumping. I feel like the bass player has it kind of easy. I know that's probably really offensive in bass-playing circles, but he just stands there and taps the strings twice every beat. Thump-thump thump-thump. On second thought, there was an awesome little military surplus Navy chaplain's "field organ" that he played for a couple songs. It had pedals and appeared to fold up into a 3' x 2' box with a handle.

The bacon chocolate was equally good. Like a Nestlé Crunch, only baconier. Tiny nuggets of salty goodness hidden in sweet and smoky milk chocolate. Nay-sayers can keep their boring ol' regular Hershey bars. This is candy ingenuity at its Homer-esque best. Bacon does make everything better.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Effin' Awesome Art

We have cool friends. Aaron is in the middle of some crazy never-ending art show where he send you passwords, which you send back and he mails you art. We have received 5 postcards (with awesome artwork) and 4 works of art. In my most recent email with our password I told him
"Not sure how you pick who gets which piece of art in this complicated project, but if you have anything of a polar bear barfing up a beautiful, beautiful rainbow, that would rock."
And oh, how it does. See for yourself.


Aaron is a genius. On a related note, his wife, Jessixa, who is also a genius, will be showcased in the next Pacific Coast issue of New American Paintings. They are the coolest married artists since Sonny and Cher, only with out all the beads.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Update: Required Reading

A while ago, I wrote about seven soldiers who wrote a piercing op-ed to the New York Times about their experiences in Iraq. One soldier died right before it was published and Brandon Friedman reports at Daily Kos today that 2 more of them were killed last week. Sigh.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Harvesty!

We ran into a friend at the Baguette Box this weekend (truffled fries!!) She clued us in on the coolness that is the Harvest Celebration Farm Tour. Here in King County on the day after the Autumnal Equinox, several area farms will open their gates to the public for a bounty-sharin', donkey pettin', hay-ridin', pumpkin pickin', chef-cookin' demonstrationin' good time.

Saturday, September 22 from 10:00-4:30 $10 suggested donation. We are there. Holubs? Newmans? We might see some show chickens -- too good to be true?